It was my sister's birthday, not mine, and single-malt scotch, not tequila, but the volcano and singing were there ...

Got me there.

Have you smoked marijuana in the lavatory of a jet plane that was whisking you away to a secret missile base?

What an awesome list!!!

I tried doing that meme myself, only I couldn't think of anything that other's probably haven't done! Well a few maybe, but not ten of them!