June 15, 2007

With a Friend Like Wolfowitz, Scooter Libby Needs No Enemies

Can't Paul Wolfowitz do anything right?

Sidney Blumenthal in Salon describes the letter Wolfowitz wrote to US Distict Judge Reggie Walton as a character reference for I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. Walton was about to sentence Libby after the vice-presidential aide's conviction for perjury and obstruction of the investigation of the outing of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame.

Wolfowitz's letter is a prosecutor's dream, providing evidence that Libby knew that Plame would be in danger if her cover was blown, and that blowing her cover would in fact be a crime, notwithstanding Libby's protestations of ignorance in the trial.

Quoth Blumenthal:

According to Wolfowitz's account, Libby was an indispensable man in ending the Cold War, winning the Gulf War and waging the "global war on terror." But he was also, Wolfowitz writes, of "service to individuals."

The leading example he offers is a stunning revelation, which does not reflect on Libby's charity, compassion and sympathy as Wolfowitz might imagine. The story about Libby "involves his effort to persuade a newspaper not to publish information that would have endangered the life of a covert CIA agent working overseas. Late into the evening, long after most others had left the matter to be dealt with the next day, Mr. Libby worked to collect the information that was needed to persuade the editor not to run the story."

Unintentionally and foolishly, Wolfowitz has hanged the guilty man again. Wolfowitz's defense of Libby is composed with the same care and skill that Wolfowitz brought to the invasion and occupation of Iraq, creating the opposite effects of what he desired. In this bizarre disclosure, rather than exculpating Libby, Wolfowitz incriminates him; for this story is damning evidence of Libby's state of mind — that he knew he was engaged in wrongdoing in leaking the identity of a CIA covert operative, Valerie Plame Wilson, to two reporters, Judith Miller of the New York Times and Matt Cooper of Time magazine, and in vouchsafing it to White House press secretary Ari Fleischer for the purpose of his leaking it to the press, which he promptly did. ...

If Wolfowitz remembers the story, and it's credible, so Libby must recall it too. Therefore, he must also have known that his defense was based on false premises contrary to what he understood to be right and how he had acted in the past. He sent his attorneys to court to make a case he consciously knew was wrong from his own prior experience of having protected a national security asset from exposure. One can only wonder if Libby ever told his lawyers the story that Wolfowitz has recounted or whether he misled them, too.

In science fiction fandom, we call this sort of thing "Gerberization," after Les Gerber, a fan active in the 1950s and 60s:

In his early teens, in the pages of CRY OF THE NAMELESS, Les defended someone so ineptly and to such excess that "to Gerberize" became the fannish verb defining this practice while "to be Gerberized" meant having the practice performed on you.

Poor Scooter Libby: Paul Wolfowitz thoroughly Gerberized him. With a friend like that, who needs enemies?

(via Avedon Carol)

Posted by abostick at June 15, 2007 05:04 PM
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priceless!

Posted by: drlaniac at June 15, 2007 10:01 PM

For someone who is allegedly brilliant, Wolfowitz is a major screw-up.

If he were actually brilliant he would have detected the problem with his support letter just as he would have recognized the extreme stupidity of an invasion of Iraq.

Since anyone with bipedal ancestors (not covered with feathers) understood that Iraq would be the worst foreign policy blunder in our history, I believe that if Wolfowitz is any more than intellectually average it's fairly plain that his motive in promoting the Iraq invasion was ignoble at best.

These aren't the only Wolfowitz blunders. His recomendation that CIA analysts use their imaginations in lieu of social science analytic discipline regarding the Soviet Union in the 70s is further evidence that he is either gripped by fantasy or agressively sub-mediocre.

All those academic degrees (brilliance not necessary) cover up the the blunt ignorance of a man who bought into the analysis of a mathematician ill suited and not qualified to render judgement on matters far far beyond his purview.

Such are the people who, in recent decades, have insinuated into policy making positions.

This is one clue to the puzzle of how this nation,in spite of all its advantages,regularly finds itself up the proverbial creek.

Our 'elites' in whatever field ain't what they used to be.

Or is it because what we really have in the way of elites are no longer in public service, leaving open a path for the third rate into the councils of power.

We're in real trouble.

Posted by: cal1942 at June 15, 2007 11:31 PM

Or is it because what we really have in the way of elites are no longer in public service, leaving open a path for the third rate into the councils of power.

While we're on the topic of aggressively ignorant neo-conservatives, I am reminded of the episode where TFSGOTFOTE (The Fucking Stupidest Guy On The Face Of The Earth) rejected Patrick Lang as a candidate for the Pentagon’s office of special operations and low-intensity warfare because he actually spoke Arabic and knew lots of stuff about the Arab world.

Really, I just can't imagine how our Excellent Iraqi Adventure could have gone so terribly wrong.

Posted by: r€nato at June 16, 2007 12:15 AM

Groovy post!

Posted by: Je support les troops at June 16, 2007 07:53 AM

Nice post. I like the reference to Les Gerber. Never heard of him; now I want to know more.

Cal1942: I totally agree with your comments. You use the term "elites." I prefer "ruling class." Every society has a ruling class; in the absence of one, you have anarchy. A post-Saddam ruling class has yet to solidify itself in Iraq and never will until the U.S. leaves that country -- yet another argument for American withdrawal.

Also, as Cal1942 suggests, it's time that we look at our own governing elites. Has there ever been a more stupid, short-sighted, criminally negligent ruling class in the history of the Western world than the one that has been in charge of American government and business over the past 25 years? When you look at all the advantages our current political and economic rulers started with compared to those of previous ages, it's hard for me to conclude otherwise.

The scary thing is that, short of a cataclysm on the scale of the Great Depression, I don't see how things will change.

And to those who would argue that the members of our ruling class have actually been smart and competent in their own devious way because they've amassed mind-boggling wealth for themselves, my reply is this: sustainability. Nothing that our elites have achieved for themselves is remotely sustainable. Unfortunately, we will all pay the price when that becomes clear.

Posted by: davep at June 16, 2007 08:10 AM

The reference to "Gerberization" is pretty funny. I'll have to look that up.

I guess the distinction with Marc Anthony's funeral oration in Shakespeare's _Julius Caesar_ is that Marc Anthony knew what he was doing in condemning Brutus by "defending" him.

Posted by: Brandon Claycomb at June 16, 2007 08:54 AM

Perhaps someone should make the point that Les Gerber was (& AFAIK still is) A Good Guy, with a really brilliant mind (unlike Wolfowitz in both respects). It's just that, as a 16-year-old, he two or three times allowed his Enthusiasm and Sense Of Justice to overcome his common-sense. That young people sometimes do this is, I think, not a bad thing.

I tend to prefer to use "Boardmanization" because John Boardman (also a good guy, though rather often annoying) was middle-aged when I was embarrassed to have him on my side in any political discussion. Mind you, I'm still not certain if it's true that John cancelled his subscription to The Communist Daily Worker because it was "insufficiently radical", but some urban legends are True even if they aren't true.

Posted by: Don Fitch at June 16, 2007 09:10 AM

Is he stupid or was this intentional? I can't imagine that someone who has attained the power and position Wolfowitz has would be so inept as to do such a thing unintentionally.

Call me crazy but I kind of feel like he meant to do that. Maybe Libby slept with Wolfowitz's wife or something...

Posted by: MantisBot at June 16, 2007 06:52 PM

it does make you wonder of Wolfowitz is some sort of bizzare archetype of error made flesh.

Point A: the most excellent Iraq adventure, previously noted.

Point B: Heading the World Bank, starting a crusade against corruption, while blatently and openly practicing corruption and nepotism.

Point C: writing a letter to defend Libby, and inserting an incredibly damning anecdote that blows Libby's entire defence to hell.

I say we commission Wolfowitz to write a puff-piece on the '08 GOP nominee, and better still, to work on their campaign.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Satan luvvs Repugs at June 16, 2007 07:14 PM

I could forgive a lot of what they have done, if only they had done a better job of it.

Or even just showed some sign that they took all of this stuff seriously.

If they gave us some hint that they understood that there are real human beings caught in the gears of their Rube Goldberg machine.

Posted by: John M. Burt at June 17, 2007 12:13 AM
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