July 02, 2007

Bill O'Reilly Warns Nation of Lesbian Gangs

Did Bill O'Reilly mistake porn video director Winkytiki's magnum opus, The Rebelle Rousers [NSFW] for cinema verité journalism? Or has he been smoking the stuff they sell in Amsterdam's "coffeeshops"? (For the record, I didn't see him there.)

Watch this video of O'Reilly on Fox News on June 21. It defies description. Tom Tomorrow does a yeoman's job of trying:

The things I learn from Bill O’Reilly

The new menace sweeping the nation is Lesbian Gangs which force unwitting teenagers into lesbian sex by threatening them with pink 9mm Glocks.

The preceeding sentence was not a satire of Bill O’Reilly, but rather, an accurate summary of the report I just watched.

(via Violet Blue)

Posted by abostick at July 2, 2007 09:03 PM
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While this is clearly funny, it is not just funny. It's a classic example of a Big Lie, and mark my words, it's going to show up as a 2008 election issue, just as if it were true.

Posted by: Debbie at July 2, 2007 10:24 PM
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