February 08, 2008

Police Find Crack in Man's Buttocks

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A news story from Hagerstown, Maryland, about a small-time drug bust bears an unintentionally funny headline.

The headline reads, "Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks." One wonders how they found it. Were the man's trousers riding low on his hips, giving them probable cause to search for the crack?

(via Charlie Stross)

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Posted by abostick at February 8, 2008 12:16 PM
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